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Friday, January 29, 2010

Seedplanting Across the Galaxy

If you're one of the millions who've noticed that time seems to be speeding up, you may be on to something. They of course will not let me release the information directly, but it seems as if as the galactic alignment 'lines-up' the spacetime we exist> in has been affected by the gravitational pull of the center of our galaxy.

Apparently its doing it in such a way that its theoretically possible, though statistically improbable, that... well let's not go there.

CERN is working feverishly to get the LHC back up because (and sorry, this is what I cannot elaborate on) its the best chance earth has of being able to keep upright.

We all know what that means, its time to break out the real spoils of the Iraq invasion.

Listen - remember - life before the war.
Into the skies where no one else will go.
(signed)
Jimi

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I got this and immediately had to act - what would you have done?

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