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Friday, January 29, 2010

Seedplanting Across the Galaxy

If you're one of the millions who've noticed that time seems to be speeding up, you may be on to something. They of course will not let me release the information directly, but it seems as if as the galactic alignment 'lines-up' the spacetime we exist> in has been affected by the gravitational pull of the center of our galaxy.

Apparently its doing it in such a way that its theoretically possible, though statistically improbable, that... well let's not go there.

CERN is working feverishly to get the LHC back up because (and sorry, this is what I cannot elaborate on) its the best chance earth has of being able to keep upright.

We all know what that means, its time to break out the real spoils of the Iraq invasion.

Listen - remember - life before the war.
Into the skies where no one else will go.
(signed)
Jimi

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I got this and immediately had to act - what would you have done?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

5sks.com is open for visitors

The Official Site of the World's Most Dangerous Band, 5 State Killing Spree

Your Mom just called and wants you to go check out the new site and download some free MP3s

Monday, January 11, 2010

new year - new stuff!


I have been trying to find time to work on a website for the 'band' (its just me and Mike, hard to call it a 'band' ya know?) at 5SKS.com - still very much a work in progress. We are always working on new material though, and its hopefully going to be a way to share the music at one place, instead of dozens like it is now.

Happy New Year :-) www.5sks.com

~j

also - thanks to mininova.org for allowing 5SKS to release the 2009 demo CD for free as an MP3 album. We've had over 15,000 people from all over the world download and have gotten a lot of comments (mostly good) and look forward to putting another record out very soon.

download it free here as a torrent (100% legal - its ours - we are giving it to you free) here http://www.mininova.org/tor/3189646

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